:33:02
But how, you may ask, can
our operation be so effective?
:33:08
Sure these kids have brains
like Play-Doh,just waiting
to be molded into shape,
:33:14
but something else
must be going on, right?
:33:18
The Chinese guy knows
what I'm talking about.
:33:20
To answer some of your questions,
:33:24
we've produced a short educational film.
:33:27
Lights!
:33:31
Hello. I'm Eugene Levy,
:33:35
and, yes, I'm an actor.
:33:37
And, I said cappuccino.
:33:39
I'm here to talk to you
about something very important.
:33:42
No, it's not about me
or my career.
:33:45
I'm here to talk about
subliminal messages
in rock-and-roll music...
:33:48
or as it's simply known
in some cultures-- rock music.
:33:52
For years the government
has been wisely coercing teenagers...
:33:56
to buy products they normally wouldn't want
just to get their money.
:34:00
Fact: Kids don't have bills to pay.
:34:02
Fact: They don't pay taxes,
:34:04
but they do baby-sit
and hold minimum-wage jobs...
:34:07
that earn them wads of cash as
thick as, well, my body of work.
:34:13
But these kids today aren't dumb.
:34:16
They're not going
to buy just anything.
:34:19
That's why the government has
been planting small subliminal
advertising suggestions...
:34:23
in today's rock music.
:34:25
The results?
We can now get these kids
to buy just about anything.
:34:29
We can have them chasing
a new trend every week,
:34:32
and that is good
for the economy.
:34:34
What's good for the economy
is good for the country.
:34:37
So God bless the United States ofAmerica,
:34:40
the most ass-kickin' country in the world.
:34:46
How can you control the rock bands?
:34:49
What if they find out
about the hidden messages
in their music?
:34:52
Ever wonder why so many rock
stars die in plane crashes?
:34:58
Overdose on drugs!