:12:02
She married me as coldly
as she left me.
:12:08
She`s so pretty...
:12:10
And l`m hideous!
:12:12
You`re hardly cute.
:12:14
You know how to cheer up a guy!
:12:16
Flattery`s a no-no for depressives.
:12:19
You`re an eyesore with no future,
and an idiot.
:12:22
Feel better now?
:12:24
I don`t feel any worse.
:12:27
My problem is my insignificance.
:12:31
Here`s my recurrent dream:
l`m being born, but l`m already here.
:12:35
The doctor hasn`t noticed
and tells my mom to keep pushing.
:12:40
I wait in a corner for them
to realize l`m here.
:12:45
The symbolism`s pretty obvious.
:12:47
- l`ll get them back to you soon.
- What are they for?
:12:51
Here.
:12:57
- What`s that?
- lt`s you.
:12:59
With a friend.
:13:01
We`ll shuffle it up.
:13:03
Digital magic!
:13:08
Coming!
:13:13
- Did I wake you?
- Never mind.
:13:15
Did you mail that letter?
:13:17
Yes, last night.
:13:19
- Shit!
- What`s wrong?
:13:20
I thought it over.
Your strategy won`t work.
:13:23
Come in.
:13:27
I can`t fake being gay.
I`m no actor, l`ll get exposed!
:13:31
Cup of coffee? I could use one.
:13:35
You`re right. If you camp it up,
you`ll be a flop.
:13:39
You bet!
:13:40
It`s hard,
especially playing a flamer.
:13:43
Most actors who try
are way off and vulgar.
:13:46
So it won`t work.
:13:49
No. You`ll pull it off
if you do nothing at all.
:13:53
Just stay the shy, discreet
person they`ve known for years.
:13:58
What`ll change
is how they perceive you.