:12:04
She had eight
grilled cheese sandwiches.
:12:07
She stuffed them
in her mouth all at once.
:12:09
It was so sad.
:12:10
We thought she'd be the first
to walk down the aisle...
:12:13
and now she's totally adrift.
:12:15
Totally.
:12:19
She hasn't conditioned
her hair in a week.
:12:21
Maybe she's going
for the grunge look.
:12:23
And her nails
are full-on chipped.
:12:26
So trailer park.
:12:39
Oh, my God!
Do you know who this is?
:12:43
- That's Warner's older brother!
- Who?
:12:46
"Third year Yale Law student
Putnam Bowes Huntington III...
:12:49
"and his fiancee
Layne Walker Vanderbilt...
:12:53
"first year Yale Law."
:12:58
This is the type of girl
that Warner wants to marry!
:13:01
This is what I need to become
to be serious!
:13:04
What?
Practically deformed?
:13:06
No. A law student.
:13:17
Law school?
:13:18
It's a perfectly
respectable place, daddy.
:13:21
Honey,
you were first runner up...
:13:24
at the Miss Hawaiian Tropics
contest.
:13:26
Why are you gonna
throw that all away?
:13:28
Going to Harvard
is the only way...
:13:30
I'll get
the love of my life back.
:13:32
Sweetheart,
you don't need law school.
:13:34
Law school is for people...
:13:36
who are boring and ugly
and serious.
:13:40
And you, Button,
are none of those things.
:13:47
Harvard Law School?
:13:49
That's right.
:13:52
But that's a top three school.
:13:54
Oh, I have a 4.0.
:13:56
Yes, but your major
is fashion merchandising.