:13:01
This is what I need to become
to be serious!
:13:04
What?
Practically deformed?
:13:06
No. A law student.
:13:17
Law school?
:13:18
It's a perfectly
respectable place, daddy.
:13:21
Honey,
you were first runner up...
:13:24
at the Miss Hawaiian Tropics
contest.
:13:26
Why are you gonna
throw that all away?
:13:28
Going to Harvard
is the only way...
:13:30
I'll get
the love of my life back.
:13:32
Sweetheart,
you don't need law school.
:13:34
Law school is for people...
:13:36
who are boring and ugly
and serious.
:13:40
And you, Button,
are none of those things.
:13:47
Harvard Law School?
:13:49
That's right.
:13:52
But that's a top three school.
:13:54
Oh, I have a 4.0.
:13:56
Yes, but your major
is fashion merchandising.
:14:02
Harvard won't be impressed that
you aced History of Polka Dots.
:14:09
What are your back-ups?
:14:11
I don't need back-ups.
I'm going to Harvard.
:14:15
Well, then, you'll need...
:14:17
excellent recommendations
from your professors.
:14:21
And a heck
of an admissions essay.
:14:24
Right.
:14:25
And at least a 175
on your LSATs.
:14:31
I once had to judge
a tighty-whitey contest...
:14:33
for Lambda Kappa Pi.
:14:34
Trust me, I can handle anything.
:14:42
Thanks!
:14:44
You're welcome.
:14:48
Because I have a metrabolism--
:14:50
- I have a really high metrab--
- It's metabol...
:14:57
Oh, my God.
:14:59
What are you doing?