:32:17
Are you free?
It's an emergency.
:32:19
Bad day?
:32:21
You can't even imagine.
:32:27
Spill.
:32:28
I worked so hard
to get into law school.
:32:32
I blew off Greek week
to study for the LSATs.
:32:34
I even hired a Coppola
to direct my admissions video.
:32:37
All to get
my boyfriend Warner back.
:32:39
And now he's engaged
to this awful girl Vivian...
:32:41
so it was all for nothing,
and I...
:32:44
I just wish...
:32:46
I just wish
I had never gone to Harvard.
:32:49
After you went
to all that trouble.
:32:52
He's engaged!
:32:54
She's got
the six-carat Harry Winston...
:32:56
on her bony, unpolished finger.
:33:01
What am I supposed to do?
:33:03
You're asking the wrong girl.
:33:06
I mean, I'm with my guy
eight years...
:33:08
and then one day, it's...
:33:10
"I met someone else.
Move out."
:33:13
Oh, no. That's awful.
:33:16
Dewey kept the trailer
and my precious baby Rufus.
:33:23
I didn't even get to throw him
a birthday party.
:33:27
What's a girl to do?
:33:30
He's a guy
who followed his pecker...
:33:32
to greener pastures...
:33:34
and I'm a middle-aged
high-school dropout...
:33:37
who's got stretch marks
and a fat ass.
:33:40
That's terrible.
:33:42
Yep. Happens every day.
:33:47
So what's this Vivian got
that you don't have?
:33:50
Three tits?
:33:51
She's from Connecticut.
:33:53
She belongs
to his stupid country club.
:33:55
Is she as pretty as you?
:33:58
She could use some mascara
and some serious highlights...