:33:01
What am I supposed to do?
:33:03
You're asking the wrong girl.
:33:06
I mean, I'm with my guy
eight years...
:33:08
and then one day, it's...
:33:10
"I met someone else.
Move out."
:33:13
Oh, no. That's awful.
:33:16
Dewey kept the trailer
and my precious baby Rufus.
:33:23
I didn't even get to throw him
a birthday party.
:33:27
What's a girl to do?
:33:30
He's a guy
who followed his pecker...
:33:32
to greener pastures...
:33:34
and I'm a middle-aged
high-school dropout...
:33:37
who's got stretch marks
and a fat ass.
:33:40
That's terrible.
:33:42
Yep. Happens every day.
:33:47
So what's this Vivian got
that you don't have?
:33:50
Three tits?
:33:51
She's from Connecticut.
:33:53
She belongs
to his stupid country club.
:33:55
Is she as pretty as you?
:33:58
She could use some mascara
and some serious highlights...
:34:01
but she's not completely
unfortunate looking.
:34:07
Hello, ladies.
:34:08
Hello, ladies.
:34:09
- Hey, there.
- How you doing? Sign here.
:34:18
Oh, jeez.
:34:20
Look what I did.
:34:22
- See you later.
- Bye-bye, sugar.
:34:26
Aw, shit.
:34:27
Could I have been
any more goddamn spastic?
:34:31
It's OK.
:34:34
Are you sure this
Warner guy is, like, the one?
:34:37
Definitely. I love him.
:34:44
Well, if a girl like you
can't hold on to her man...
:34:47
then there sure as hell isn't
any hope for the rest of us.
:34:52
What are you waiting for?
:34:56
Steal the bastard back.