Life Without Dick
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:57:10
This is private?
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I'm sensing something is wrong.
:57:15
Yes, something is wrong.
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I've had a pretty crummyweek.
:57:20
I accidentally killed my boyfriend
because he was cheating on me...

:57:24
and now I found out
thatyou're not an art dealer.

:57:28
- I can explain.
- Areyou a porn star?

:57:32
- No!
- Areyou a Republican senator?

:57:35
Areyou in the Mafia?
:57:40
Yes.
:57:42
Yes, but we're not the Mafia.
We're Irish.

:57:47
Areyoujoking?
:57:49
I'm a hit man, but I swear I have
never killed a person in my life.

:57:54
That's a good one. You're a hit man
who's never killed anyone?

:57:57
Doyou think it's easy to admit
I'm a hit man who can't kill?

:58:00
It's embarrassing.
:58:03
I hopeyou see the irony here.
I am a hit man, okay?

:58:06
I have never broken a law
in my entire life...

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and you, the innocent artist...
:58:11
just killed her boyfriend!
:58:14
To compare my murder,
which was an act oflove--

:58:18
Wait, oflove?
You didn't love Dick.

:58:21
He sure as hell didn't loveyou,
but I do.

:58:25
Do what?
:58:26
Loveyou. Okay?
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I loveyou.
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- You said, ''I loveyou.''
- Yes.

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I loveyou.
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There, I said it.
I loveyou.

:58:43
Really?
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I dumped a body foryou.
I got rid ofa murderweapon.

:58:49
Where I'm from,
that's love.

:58:52
I loveyou.

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