Life Without Dick
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:58:00
It's embarrassing.
:58:03
I hopeyou see the irony here.
I am a hit man, okay?

:58:06
I have never broken a law
in my entire life...

:58:09
and you, the innocent artist...
:58:11
just killed her boyfriend!
:58:14
To compare my murder,
which was an act oflove--

:58:18
Wait, oflove?
You didn't love Dick.

:58:21
He sure as hell didn't loveyou,
but I do.

:58:25
Do what?
:58:26
Loveyou. Okay?
:58:31
I loveyou.
:58:35
- You said, ''I loveyou.''
- Yes.

:58:37
I loveyou.
:58:40
There, I said it.
I loveyou.

:58:43
Really?
:58:46
I dumped a body foryou.
I got rid ofa murderweapon.

:58:49
Where I'm from,
that's love.

:58:52
I loveyou.
:59:08
Excuse me.
:59:10
I have to go talk
to a wayward relative, okay?

:59:22
What areyou doing?
Get rid ofthat thing.

:59:25
No, listen.
I'm beginning to grow attached to it.

:59:28
I think it has special powers.
:59:30
Just get rid ofit
or I'll kill you.

:59:33
All right,
it's gonna make Christmas...

:59:35
real uncomfortable
for the families, huh?

:59:38
Stop being such a dick.
:59:44
Asshole.
:59:49
That was fun.
:59:51
I could do that
every night ofmy life.

:59:53
That's a nice thought.
It's probably not gonna happen.

:59:56
I'm in dutch with my boss.
:59:59
How dutch?

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