:59:08
Excuse me.
:59:10
I have to go talk
to a wayward relative, okay?
:59:22
What areyou doing?
Get rid ofthat thing.
:59:25
No, listen.
I'm beginning to grow attached to it.
:59:28
I think it has special powers.
:59:30
Just get rid ofit
or I'll kill you.
:59:33
All right,
it's gonna make Christmas...
:59:35
real uncomfortable
for the families, huh?
:59:38
Stop being such a dick.
:59:44
Asshole.
:59:49
That was fun.
:59:51
I could do that
every night ofmy life.
:59:53
That's a nice thought.
It's probably not gonna happen.
:59:56
I'm in dutch with my boss.
:59:59
How dutch?
1:00:03
- Dutch dutch.
- What's this?
1:00:06
They're drug dealers.
Scum ofthe earth.
1:00:09
They sell crack
to schoolchildren.
1:00:14
You're supposed to kill them?
1:00:16
Yes.
1:00:18
But I can't do it.
1:00:21
Yes, you can!
1:00:23
Yes, you can.
It's not that hard.
1:00:25
It's likejumping off
the high board.
1:00:28
Youjust have to decide to do it.
1:00:30
Sure, that's easy foryou to say.
You're a natural.
1:00:32
I can't do it.
I'd take the gun, and I'd...
1:00:35
point the gun
and it makes that...
1:00:39
horrible exploding sound.
1:00:41
That's all right.
1:00:43
It's all right.
You're still a good person.
1:00:47
AndJared, he's my boss
and he's my brother-in-law.
1:00:50
He threatened to kill me
ifI don't kill these people.
1:00:54
Jeez.
Think he's serious?
1:00:57
I once saw him stab a guy
to death with a soup spoon.