Ma femme est une actrice

Right. Anyway, closer to home..
I found 259 freelance
professions listed.

One of them is an Actress.
There are about 10,000 in Paris,
all wacko.
My name is Yvan.
I'm 35, a sports reporter..
I'm either in a stadium,

or here, the news room
of Info-Sport TV.

My chances of meeting
an actress were 12-1.

When I met Charlotte,
I saw only her.
Now I realize living with an actress
is a crazy thing.

What do you put
when you sign an autograph?

Depends. "Kisses."
-Stop fucking around.

- Not at all.

I catch you writing sex...
Like when I'm in London
you won't imagine...

You're so lucky.
I love that actor.

-That doofus?
- He's great!

I can't talk to you.
- He's fabulous.
- He's bald.

Calm down, honey.
We're going to be auntie and uncle!.
What's this "auntie" business?
What do you say? Aunt?
Don't start.
-A good uncle would say quit smoking.
-After I defend you!

He's right. You should quit.
Enough. Now I feel guilty.
-You should.

You always feel guilty.
You're more Jewish
than your brother.

What's that mean?
What's that?
Guilty, Jewish...
They married? Why are we guilty?

I didn't say that.
You always bring up Jews.
Someone always does.