:03:00
Areyou backyet?
:03:03
Get back!
We haven't got all day!
:03:08
[Stanley]It was thirdgrade.
The teacher was Miss Hudlapp.
:03:12
She waskindasquatandlumpy.
Shesmelledfunny.
:03:15
- Butshe waskind.
- Class!
:03:17
How many times have I told you?
In this class...
:03:20
we do not pound ten-penny nails
into Stanley's head!
:03:24
[Stanley] Youknowhowsome teachers
have thosekinda flaps on theirarms--
:03:27
thosebigsacks oflimp flab
that, like, dangle?
:03:30
- Aahh.
- Itsounds weird,
:03:34
butforsomereason, as I watched
thosebigoldflaps ofhers,
:03:38
- Ibegan to feel...
- [ Sighs ]
:03:40
oddly... aroused.
:03:47
Andthen thehorrorbegan.
:03:52
- [ Laughing ]
- [ Gasps ]
:03:57
[ Grunting ]
:04:03
Young man,
what's that in your lap?
:04:06
Oh, it was useless--likeputting a
baseball cap on the Washington Monument.
:04:11
Andthen, allatonce,
therehe was--
:04:14
Monkeybone!
:04:16
- Hey, baby, I loveyourway!
- Oh!
:04:20
-$$ Yo, monkey$$
-$$Monkeybone$$
:04:25
-[Miss Hudlapp]Ooh!
-$$Monkeybone$$$$
:04:35
Moo-coo! Moo-coo!
Moo-coo! Moo-coo!
:04:38
How 'bout it, Doc--
can you help me?
:04:40
All in good time, my boy.
All in good time.
:04:43
[ Laughs Hysterically]
Oh, what a loser!
:04:47
Oh, roll out the wackywagons!
:04:51
[Applauding]
:04:59
Well, that's our pilot.
And the good news is...