:10:00
I`m not ordinary.
:10:03
You`re Ieaving me for this guy?
:10:06
His name is Les...
:10:08
...and he`s the most beautifuI thing
I`ve ever seen.
:10:15
And so is his bag.
:10:47
Janey Briggs,
please report to the office.
:10:55
Being a foreign exchange student
so scary...
:10:58
...adjusting to a new schooI,
a new country.
:11:01
But you`II find that the students
are very accepting.
:11:05
-I am so happy to be in America.
-You have a sunny disposition.
:11:12
-You got your scheduIe?
-I don`t need it.
:11:15
I come to schooI to be
object of Iust...
:11:18
...for poor nerds who cannot get
American pussy.
:11:23
WeII, isn`t that wonderfuI?
:11:26
Janey, come in.
:11:27
This is AreoIa,
our foreign exchange student.
:11:30
Janey wiII show you
to your first cIass.
:11:35
Hi.
:11:42
-I Iike your backpack.
-Grazie.
:11:49
Dude, I heard there`s an undercover
reporter posing as a student.
:11:54
Dude, no way, dude.
:11:56
Do you know where
Mr. KeIIer`s EngIish cIass is?