:11:01
But you`II find that the students
are very accepting.
:11:05
-I am so happy to be in America.
-You have a sunny disposition.
:11:12
-You got your scheduIe?
-I don`t need it.
:11:15
I come to schooI to be
object of Iust...
:11:18
...for poor nerds who cannot get
American pussy.
:11:23
WeII, isn`t that wonderfuI?
:11:26
Janey, come in.
:11:27
This is AreoIa,
our foreign exchange student.
:11:30
Janey wiII show you
to your first cIass.
:11:35
Hi.
:11:42
-I Iike your backpack.
-Grazie.
:11:49
Dude, I heard there`s an undercover
reporter posing as a student.
:11:54
Dude, no way, dude.
:11:56
Do you know where
Mr. KeIIer`s EngIish cIass is?
:12:00
-Down the haII, on your Ieft.
-Sweet, dude.
:12:04
For the thousandth time, I said,
``SwaIIow that thing.``
:12:08
Am I right?
:12:14
How couId PrisciIIa dump me,
Jake WyIer?
:12:18
Who does she think she is?
:12:20
I got two words for you, Jake:
:12:22
Prom queen, materiaI.
:12:27
Austin, she`s an iIIusion.
:12:29
You take away the makeup,
the cIothes...
:12:33
...the way she wears her hair,
the smeII of her perfume...
:12:37
...that cute face she makes
when she`s tonguing my baIIs....
:12:43
Look, she`s repIaceabIe.
:12:45
Given the right Iook,
the right boyfriend...
:12:48
-...any girI couId be prom queen.
-I smeII a bet.
:12:52
Jakey, Jakey,
about to make a big...
:12:55
...mistakey.
:12:57
I`II pick the most
hopeIess girI at this schooI...