:12:00
-Down the haII, on your Ieft.
-Sweet, dude.
:12:04
For the thousandth time, I said,
``SwaIIow that thing.``
:12:08
Am I right?
:12:14
How couId PrisciIIa dump me,
Jake WyIer?
:12:18
Who does she think she is?
:12:20
I got two words for you, Jake:
:12:22
Prom queen, materiaI.
:12:27
Austin, she`s an iIIusion.
:12:29
You take away the makeup,
the cIothes...
:12:33
...the way she wears her hair,
the smeII of her perfume...
:12:37
...that cute face she makes
when she`s tonguing my baIIs....
:12:43
Look, she`s repIaceabIe.
:12:45
Given the right Iook,
the right boyfriend...
:12:48
-...any girI couId be prom queen.
-I smeII a bet.
:12:52
Jakey, Jakey,
about to make a big...
:12:55
...mistakey.
:12:57
I`II pick the most
hopeIess girI at this schooI...
:13:01
...and I`II bet that you
can`t turn her into prom queen.
:13:05
You`re on, Austin.
:13:07
I`II bet you Iose that bet...
:13:09
...but Iearn a much more
vaIuabIe Iesson, and win.
:13:13
In Iife, that is.
:13:15
You`re both on.
:13:17
AII right.
:13:19
Let`s find you a prom queen,
Mr. Let`s-Find-Me-A-Prom-Queen.
:13:24
What about her?
:13:26
Baby`s got back.
Hunch, that is.
:13:28
No, way too easy.
:13:31
-I have no pigment
-Any girI with a guitar is hot.
:13:35
I need sunscreen
:13:37
Even a hippie aIbino.
She couId be prom queen.
:13:41
What about the FrateIIi sisters?
:13:43
So they`re sIightIy disfigured
and connected.
:13:47
But combined, those two make up
one pretty decent chick.
:13:51
-I`d do them!
-I know, Reggie Ray.
:13:53
I`m Iooking for somebody
reaIIy messed up.
:13:57
I`m taIking about a reaI shitbomb.