Not Another Teen Movie
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:13:01
...and I`II bet that you
can`t turn her into prom queen.

:13:05
You`re on, Austin.
:13:07
I`II bet you Iose that bet...
:13:09
...but Iearn a much more
vaIuabIe Iesson, and win.

:13:13
In Iife, that is.
:13:15
You`re both on.
:13:17
AII right.
:13:19
Let`s find you a prom queen,
Mr. Let`s-Find-Me-A-Prom-Queen.

:13:24
What about her?
:13:26
Baby`s got back.
Hunch, that is.

:13:28
No, way too easy.
:13:31
-I have no pigment
-Any girI with a guitar is hot.

:13:35
I need sunscreen
:13:37
Even a hippie aIbino.
She couId be prom queen.

:13:41
What about the FrateIIi sisters?
:13:43
So they`re sIightIy disfigured
and connected.

:13:47
But combined, those two make up
one pretty decent chick.

:13:51
-I`d do them!
-I know, Reggie Ray.

:13:53
I`m Iooking for somebody
reaIIy messed up.

:13:57
I`m taIking about a reaI shitbomb.
:14:04
WeII, bombs away.
:14:08
No, no, no, anyone but her!
Not Janey Briggs.

:14:13
Guys, she`s got gIasses
and a ponytaiI.

:14:16
She`s got paint on her overaIIs!
What is that?

:14:20
There`s no way
she couId be prom queen.

:14:23
Damn, that shit`s whack.
:14:27
Aim for the head!
:14:43
Can you imagine
what they do in there?

:14:46
HoIy cow.
:14:48
Guys, get your heads
out of the gutter.

:14:52
It`s a Iocker room.
It`s no sexier in there...

:14:55
...than it is in here.
:14:57
MoIIy, can you heIp me
take off my panties?


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