:12:01
you could whoop anyone's ass
with just that belt.
:12:08
I know
you love the ladies...
:12:11
and Lord knows
the ladies love you.
:12:15
Don't let the ladies
come between you and the belt.
:12:19
Those were Daddy Tang's
last words.:
:12:25
"Don't let the ladies
come between you and the belt."
:12:31
But there was something
else about the ladies...
:12:34
that Daddy Tang forgot
to tell little Pootie.
:12:41
Pootie Tang
turned out just fine.
:12:43
Daddy Tang
would have been proud.
:12:46
Pootie had it all--
hit records, movies...
:12:49
magazine covers, fancy cars...
:12:51
famous friends, beautiful
custom-made clothes...
:12:54
and ladies, ladies, ladies.
:12:58
Through it all, I was right there
by his side. That's me. Trucky.
:13:03
And that's my man,
Pootie Tang.
:13:07
Big-time celebrity,
ass-kickin' crime fighter...
:13:09
and role model
to the children.
:13:11
Pootie Tang has a message...
:13:14
for the children of America...
:13:15
so you better
wapatah to the bammies 'cause:
:13:22
Pootie says cigarettes and fast-food
burgers are bad like netatai.
:13:27
Don't drink malt liquor 'cause you
don't need to 'cause you're okay.
:13:32
Sa da tay. Also, eat
all your vegetables...
:13:35
and don't bang the dillies.
:13:51
That's Frank,
Dick Lecter's right-handman.
:13:55
So what do we care?
:13:56
We care because
he's making these.
:13:59
People have been making PSAs
for years. Hasn't made a difference.