:13:03
And that's my man,
Pootie Tang.
:13:07
Big-time celebrity,
ass-kickin' crime fighter...
:13:09
and role model
to the children.
:13:11
Pootie Tang has a message...
:13:14
for the children of America...
:13:15
so you better
wapatah to the bammies 'cause:
:13:22
Pootie says cigarettes and fast-food
burgers are bad like netatai.
:13:27
Don't drink malt liquor 'cause you
don't need to 'cause you're okay.
:13:32
Sa da tay. Also, eat
all your vegetables...
:13:35
and don't bang the dillies.
:13:51
That's Frank,
Dick Lecter's right-handman.
:13:55
So what do we care?
:13:56
We care because
he's making these.
:13:59
People have been making PSAs
for years. Hasn't made a difference.
:14:06
Eddie, hit me
with those figures.
:14:08
Since the inception
of Pootie Tang's PSA campaign...
:14:11
sales of Lecter burgers
are down 30%...
:14:15
Lecter cigarettes
down 20%...
:14:17
and Lecter whiskey...
:14:19
almost out of business.
:14:21
For the first time, somebody's getting
to these kids, and it's killing us.
:14:24
It's killing us.
:14:27
It's killing us.
:14:38
Hello, Mr. Lecter.
:14:40
Frank, I have a job for you.
:14:43
Yes, sir.
:14:44
I tell you, man, Pootie Tang
is one bad brother, man.
:14:47
That's J.B. and Lacey.
We make up Pootie's crew.
:14:51
Pootie Tang will draw you a picture
of how he's gonna kick your ass...
:14:55
then mail it to you
ten days in advance.
:14:57
The picture
gets there, right?
:14:59
You go,
"What the hell is this?"