:14:06
Eddie, hit me
with those figures.
:14:08
Since the inception
of Pootie Tang's PSA campaign...
:14:11
sales of Lecter burgers
are down 30%...
:14:15
Lecter cigarettes
down 20%...
:14:17
and Lecter whiskey...
:14:19
almost out of business.
:14:21
For the first time, somebody's getting
to these kids, and it's killing us.
:14:24
It's killing us.
:14:27
It's killing us.
:14:38
Hello, Mr. Lecter.
:14:40
Frank, I have a job for you.
:14:43
Yes, sir.
:14:44
I tell you, man, Pootie Tang
is one bad brother, man.
:14:47
That's J.B. and Lacey.
We make up Pootie's crew.
:14:51
Pootie Tang will draw you a picture
of how he's gonna kick your ass...
:14:55
then mail it to you
ten days in advance.
:14:57
The picture
gets there, right?
:14:59
You go,
"What the hell is this?"
:15:01
Then Pootie Tang knocks on your
door, properly kicks your ass...
:15:04
and you still won't know
what happened to you.
:15:06
You got that right.
He is a kick-ass artiste.
:15:09
Know what I'm sayin'?
He like the Da Vinci of ass-kicking.
:15:12
That sounds kind of good. Pootie
Tang, the Da Vinci of ass-kicking.
:15:15
Aw, man, Pootie Tang
whoop your ass so bad...
:15:18
that you could
write it off on your taxes.
:15:20
That's right. You got right here,
ass-whooping number one...
:15:23
ass-whooping number two.
:15:24
This here, you can't write that
off. That's just gettin' beat up.
:15:27
I like to also add that Pootie Tang
can kick some ass too, boy.
:15:32
Oh, here come Pootie Tang now.
Hey! Pootie Tang! All right!
:15:36
- We was just talkin' about you.
- All right, Pootie Tang!
:15:40
Pootie Tang, you going to Biggie
Shorty's party tomorrow, man?
:15:42
I guess you're wonderin',
who is Biggie Shorty?
:15:49
I'm Biggie Shorty.
:15:52
Let me tell you
about me and Pootie Tang.
:15:56
Since the very day we met,
I knew Pootie was to be my man.