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:04:01
Afro Whores, 2:30. Afro Whores,
4:00. Afro Whores, 5:30.

:04:05
It says in the morning you watched
The Grinch for ten minutes...

:04:09
and then switched back
over to Afro Whores.

:04:11
I swear I didn't watch it.
I was at a bachelor party.

:04:14
There were 35 people there.
You can ask any of them.

:04:16
- Take that off my record.
- This is not a record, sir.

:04:19
- It's a delete.
- How many times did you watch it?

:04:24
None! I didn't watch it.
:04:27
Are you sure? "Sizzling,
three-way, backdoor action...

:04:31
featuring
two sexy soul sisters--"

:04:33
I don't need to know what
it's about. I did not watch it.

:04:38
I didn't.
:04:41
Drove 500, and Chipper Jones
struck out in that key situation.

:04:46
He's 0 for 5,
lost three straight games.

:04:50
This month he has
a one-game winning streak.

:04:56
Miss? Miss, can I have
another one of these, please?

:05:01
Oh, sorry.
I thought you were a woman.

:05:05
I am a woman.
:05:10
You know, you look
kind of familiar.

:05:12
Yeah, you do.
:05:16
You know, I get that
all the time.

:05:18
I guess I just have
one of those faces.

:05:20
And now for our loser of the week.
This week it's a no-brainer.

:05:24
Referee Owen Templeton made
the biggest bonehead call...

:05:26
in the history of football.
:05:28
It happened last Sunday at Dallas
with the score tied at 10.

:05:33
They were headed towards overtime.
Everything was cool.

:05:35
They were about to toss the coin
to see who would kick off.

:05:37
- Dallas, call it in the air.
- Tails.

:05:41
- That's heads.
- That was tails.

:05:44
- No. It's--
- That was tails.

:05:46
No-- Wait! Hang on!
It's-- Now, what did I say?

:05:49
- Tails!
- It's tails.

:05:51
- It's heads.
- What are you doin'?

:05:56
You saw--
:05:59
Okay, little brother,
just be cool.


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