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:05:01
Oh, sorry.
I thought you were a woman.

:05:05
I am a woman.
:05:10
You know, you look
kind of familiar.

:05:12
Yeah, you do.
:05:16
You know, I get that
all the time.

:05:18
I guess I just have
one of those faces.

:05:20
And now for our loser of the week.
This week it's a no-brainer.

:05:24
Referee Owen Templeton made
the biggest bonehead call...

:05:26
in the history of football.
:05:28
It happened last Sunday at Dallas
with the score tied at 10.

:05:33
They were headed towards overtime.
Everything was cool.

:05:35
They were about to toss the coin
to see who would kick off.

:05:37
- Dallas, call it in the air.
- Tails.

:05:41
- That's heads.
- That was tails.

:05:44
- No. It's--
- That was tails.

:05:46
No-- Wait! Hang on!
It's-- Now, what did I say?

:05:49
- Tails!
- It's tails.

:05:51
- It's heads.
- What are you doin'?

:05:56
You saw--
:05:59
Okay, little brother,
just be cool.

:06:02
Just be cool.
:06:18
Okay, this is it.
See that glass?

:06:21
Walk across the lobby, slip on
the glass, let gravity do the rest.

:06:26
I might "eak" my neck.
:06:28
True. You could break your neck.
It's a risk I'm willing to take.

:06:32
Why don't "oo" do it?
:06:35
Because, Einstein, one of us
needs to be the victim...

:06:38
and one of us needs
to be the witness.

:06:41
I'm your own brother.
I don't know what you're sayin'.

:06:44
How's your tongue?
Let me see it.

:06:50
How's it look?
:06:53
It looks good.
It looks much better.

:06:58
Okay, here we go.
:06:59
We're on Candid Camera,
so make it look good.


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