:03:00
Hey, hey, hey, hey ! That was my CD.
:03:03
Don't you ever touch a Chinese man's CD.
:03:06
Did you see the way those girls drove off ? They was laughing at us.
:03:09
Those girls drove off because of you.
:03:12
All I did was invite them to have a drink.
:03:14
You invited them to get naked and sacrifice a small goat.
:03:19
Which word was "goat" ?
:03:21
You owe me a copy of the beach boys' greatest hits.
:03:23
Don't be gettin' no attitude with me, Lee.
:03:25
I been here three days and ain't done nothin' but work your cases.
:03:27
Only reason why I'm here in Hong Kong is 'cause you said you was gonna show me a good time.
:03:31
I'm on vacation, man, and I want some mu shu.
:03:34
- Mu shu ? You hungry ? - No, Lee, not mu shu.
:03:37
Some mu shu. I wanna see some women, man.
:03:40
Now stop playin' dumb and show me to the shu.
:03:43
[ cell phone ringing ]
:03:46
[ Cantonese ]
:04:09
[ Cantonese ]
:04:11
What was that ?
:04:13
Did you just take another damn case on my vacation, man ?
:04:16
Of course not. My superintendent invited us to a club.
:04:20
Big party tonight. -Don't be messin' with me, Lee.
:04:23
I will slap you so hard, you'll end up in the Ming dynasty.
:04:26
I mean it, man. I'll bitch-slap you back to Bangkok.
:04:29
- Big party ? - Big one.
:04:33
Okay, well, let's go party then.
:04:36
[ disco ]
:04:39
Hey, this is nice. Hey, Cutie.
:04:41
They don't like tourists in here, so try to blend in.
:04:44
What do you mean, blend in ? I'm two feet taller than everybody in here.
:04:48
[ Cantonese ] [ Cantonese ]
:04:52
Wait here. Where you goin' ?
:04:53
Bathroom. -Hurry back, man, 'cause we gonna party.
:04:57
Ah, yeah !