:22:01
Plus, my relationship
counseling sessions--
:22:03
Counseling?
:22:04
Yeah. I go two hours,
three times a week.
:22:07
Oh. Who's your counselor?
:22:09
Judith.
:22:11
We don't think she's right for you.
:22:13
Break up with her.
:22:15
She's ruining our lives and yours.
:22:18
This graph should
illustrate our point.
:22:20
Before Judith, our fun level
was at an all-time high: 93.
:22:24
It is now an eight.
:22:26
Band numbers have
plunged dramatically.
:22:29
Girls, never very high, at nine.
But look now. Two!
:22:34
This has led to increased wanking off.
:22:36
I'm chafing.
:22:39
Shit, I gotta go home
and heat the wax.
:22:41
Guys, listen.
Thanks for your concern, really.
:22:45
I miss you too. But it was great
seeing you, all right?
:22:55
That guy's in serious trouble.
:22:59
We need to save him.
:23:03
Sorry to bother you.
:23:05
What are you doing here?
:23:07
We want to apologize
for the beer shower.
:23:09
And the salsa bath. That was bad.
:23:11
-Get the hell out of here.
-Just give us a minute, okay?
:23:15
My rate is $200 an hour.
:23:18
Do you have any money?
:23:20
I got some of that.
:23:24
Just give me the big bills.
:23:26
Six. Is that all you have?
:23:28
Thirty. $7.38.
:23:34
Two and a half minutes.
:23:36
We don't want you seeing Darren.
We don't think you're right for him.
:23:41
The band needs him.
:23:42
-But we're prepared to buy you off.
-With what?
:23:47
My house.
:23:49
Okay? Look.
:23:51
My grandma here? She was born in this
house, is buried in the back yard.
:23:56
There's my mom...
:23:58
...there's my dad and there's me.