Saving Silverman
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:23:03
Sorry to bother you.
:23:05
What are you doing here?
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We want to apologize
for the beer shower.

:23:09
And the salsa bath. That was bad.
:23:11
-Get the hell out of here.
-Just give us a minute, okay?

:23:15
My rate is $200 an hour.
:23:18
Do you have any money?
:23:20
I got some of that.
:23:24
Just give me the big bills.
:23:26
Six. Is that all you have?
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Thirty. $7.38.
:23:34
Two and a half minutes.
:23:36
We don't want you seeing Darren.
We don't think you're right for him.

:23:41
The band needs him.
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-But we're prepared to buy you off.
-With what?

:23:47
My house.
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Okay? Look.
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My grandma here? She was born in this
house, is buried in the back yard.

:23:56
There's my mom...
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...there's my dad and there's me.
:24:01
My dad was dropping me
on my head. But...

:24:05
...we're willing to sign
this over to you...

:24:08
...if you just agree
not to see Darren.

:24:11
I don't want your shitty house
or your dead grandma.

:24:15
I'll throw J.D. in.
He doesn't look like much...

:24:17
...but he's hung like a horse.
:24:19
It's true.
:24:21
Look, Darren's mine.
There's nothing you can do about it.

:24:24
I own him. He does whatever I say.
I'm in complete control of him.

:24:28
He's my puppet
and I'm his puppet master.

:24:31
You're not taking Darren away!
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Just try to stop me.
:24:37
One round, winner takes Darren.
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-You're on.
-Kick her ass.

:24:40
Go.
:24:42
You've got quite a grip.
You must be a heavy masturbator.

:24:46
My guess is three times a day?
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I bet you're a premature ejaculator.
:24:51
You start off with a big bang.
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Before you know it, you're limp.
:24:55
-I win, you lose. Now get out.
-God!


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