:24:01
My dad was dropping me
on my head. But...
:24:05
...we're willing to sign
this over to you...
:24:08
...if you just agree
not to see Darren.
:24:11
I don't want your shitty house
or your dead grandma.
:24:15
I'll throw J.D. in.
He doesn't look like much...
:24:17
...but he's hung like a horse.
:24:19
It's true.
:24:21
Look, Darren's mine.
There's nothing you can do about it.
:24:24
I own him. He does whatever I say.
I'm in complete control of him.
:24:28
He's my puppet
and I'm his puppet master.
:24:31
You're not taking Darren away!
:24:33
Just try to stop me.
:24:37
One round, winner takes Darren.
:24:38
-You're on.
-Kick her ass.
:24:40
Go.
:24:42
You've got quite a grip.
You must be a heavy masturbator.
:24:46
My guess is three times a day?
:24:48
I bet you're a premature ejaculator.
:24:51
You start off with a big bang.
:24:53
Before you know it, you're limp.
:24:55
-I win, you lose. Now get out.
-God!
:25:09
Hey, check it out.
:25:14
Hey, baby.
:25:16
Hello, ladies.
:25:19
So how much?
:25:20
Fifty bucks for you,
and 200 for your friend.
:25:26
-Okay.
-All right.
:25:28
I want you to laugh
like he just said something.
:25:33
Perfect!
:25:35
Get this one.
Be like this. Like this.
:25:38
Douche, douche.
:25:39
Yeah, you. Slap his ass.
:25:44
That's not sexy.
:25:56
Watch it.