1:00:00
No, I'm gay. Judith got me
in touch with the inner J.D.
1:00:04
How'd she do that?
1:00:05
She listened.
1:00:07
Unlike people who knew me for years
and ignored all the telltale signs.
1:00:12
-Like what?
-Like my obsession with Bette Midler.
1:00:15
My preference for track lighting.
1:00:17
And the fact that I like sucking dick.
1:00:20
What?! You've done that?!
1:00:24
Not with another guy, but remember
when I bought that book on yoga?
1:00:28
I don't want to hear anymore.
1:00:30
Look, you want to be gay?
Fine! No problem!
1:00:33
But from now on,
I'll take care of Judith myself.
1:00:36
Okay!
1:00:42
-You want to be gay with me?
-No!
1:00:50
Come on, go, come on.
1:00:52
All you, all you! Eleven. Okay.
1:00:54
One more. One more.
Come on. One more.
1:00:58
Feel the burn. Come on, now.
1:01:03
Eleven.
1:01:05
What's the matter, dear?
1:01:07
You never used to be so winded
after only five sets.
1:01:11
Well, Mother Superior...
1:01:14
...I'm having some second thoughts
about becoming a nun.
1:01:19
Oh, don't get me wrong.
1:01:21
This is a terrific convent. But I--
1:01:24
But....
1:01:26
Well...
1:01:28
...I'm having these feelings.
1:01:31
What kind of feelings?
1:01:37
You mean sexual feelings.
1:01:41
Yeah, but it's so much more than that.
1:01:43
Yes, well...
1:01:45
...my dear...
1:01:47
...you're the only one who can decide
if this is the life you want to live.
1:01:51
But once you take your final vows...
1:01:55
...there is no going back.
1:01:58
Now, let's go bust out
some power squats.