1:01:03
Eleven.
1:01:05
What's the matter, dear?
1:01:07
You never used to be so winded
after only five sets.
1:01:11
Well, Mother Superior...
1:01:14
...I'm having some second thoughts
about becoming a nun.
1:01:19
Oh, don't get me wrong.
1:01:21
This is a terrific convent. But I--
1:01:24
But....
1:01:26
Well...
1:01:28
...I'm having these feelings.
1:01:31
What kind of feelings?
1:01:37
You mean sexual feelings.
1:01:41
Yeah, but it's so much more than that.
1:01:43
Yes, well...
1:01:45
...my dear...
1:01:47
...you're the only one who can decide
if this is the life you want to live.
1:01:51
But once you take your final vows...
1:01:55
...there is no going back.
1:01:58
Now, let's go bust out
some power squats.
1:02:16
There. That should keep you
from escaping again. And this....
1:02:23
This....
1:02:24
This should keep you from biting.
1:02:27
-How am I gonna eat?
-I thought of that.
1:02:31
-What is that?
-It's breakfast.
1:02:33
It's pancakes, sausage,
hash brown, Pop Tart, puréed.
1:02:36
I won't eat it. I want a Big Montana.
1:02:39
A Big Montana from Arby's
with curly fries.
1:02:41
I won't get you one. If you won't eat
what I made for you, you can starve!
1:02:46
Why are you doing this?!
1:02:48
To save our friendship.
1:02:50
Friendship? It seems like
you're in love with Darren.
1:02:54
Bullshit!
1:02:55
Just get over it.
Your buddy smokes pole and so do you.
1:02:59
I am so un-gay!