Saving Silverman
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1:02:16
There. That should keep you
from escaping again. And this....

1:02:23
This....
1:02:24
This should keep you from biting.
1:02:27
-How am I gonna eat?
-I thought of that.

1:02:31
-What is that?
-It's breakfast.

1:02:33
It's pancakes, sausage,
hash brown, Pop Tart, puréed.

1:02:36
I won't eat it. I want a Big Montana.
1:02:39
A Big Montana from Arby's
with curly fries.

1:02:41
I won't get you one. If you won't eat
what I made for you, you can starve!

1:02:46
Why are you doing this?!
1:02:48
To save our friendship.
1:02:50
Friendship? It seems like
you're in love with Darren.

1:02:54
Bullshit!
1:02:55
Just get over it.
Your buddy smokes pole and so do you.

1:02:59
I am so un-gay!
1:03:01
Let's pretend you're straight.
When's the last time you got any?

1:03:05
None of your business.
1:03:07
So it's been years?
1:03:09
-I'm waiting for the right woman.
-There is no right woman.

1:03:12
If there was, you've already met
and she's killed herself or become gay.

1:03:17
-Bite me!
-Blow me!

1:03:19
-Skank!
-Eunuch!

1:03:21
Stealer of my friend!
1:03:32
What happened to your head?
1:03:38
I saw Judith.
1:03:40
Judith's dead.
1:03:41
Yeah, but...
1:03:43
...I could've sworn it was her.
1:03:45
-I was on--
-You poor thing.

1:03:48
You're still not over her death.
1:03:50
Maybe we shouldn't be
seeing each other.

1:03:54
No. No. God, I'm fine.
1:03:57
And, look, I can deal
with this. Okay?


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