Scary Movie 2
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Do you know that
she used to entertain...

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for royalty
and common folk and...

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even the President
of the United States.

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Ew.
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[ Meow ]
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Oh!
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Oh, don't be frightened, child.
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This is just Mr. Kittles.
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He was the master's
favorite pet.

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He's been in the family
for generations.

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Look at him.
He hasn't aged a day.

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All right, child,
I think I'll take my leave.

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You let me know
if there's anything you need.

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DWIGHT: Yes, and as you
can see, Professor...

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I've taken care
of everything...

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including medical supplies
and blood storage.

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DWIGHT:
We want to be safe.

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Are these cameras
all throughout the house?

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Yes, sir. I thought
that would be best.

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So if one of
our little chickadees...

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were to be taking a shower...
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which button would I press
to get a closeup?

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That one.
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This one? [ Beep ]
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Ha!
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HANSON:
Excuse me, Professor...

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but your guests
have begun to arrive...

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and supper
shall be served shortly.

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OK. Thanks, handyman.
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HANSON:
I'm actually the caretaker.

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Oh, aren't those
cool new skates?

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Now, you be careful
with those.

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Don't want to fall
and break something.

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Oh, that's funny.
That's real funny.

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Let me give you a hand.
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Well, that--that's
awful kind of you.

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How about you give me
a standing ovation?

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Why don't you lift me up?
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Oh! OK. I see where
you're going with this one.

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You look familiar to me.
Were you in "Stomp"?

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Hey, you can kiss my grits.
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I think I'll be the bigger man
now and walk away.

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Walk away.
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PROFESSOR: Um, I'll go
and change for dinner.

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- OK.
- I'll see you shortly.

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Sounds good.
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I'll just run upstairs
and jump into my jogging suit.

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I'll be right down.
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[ Squawking ]
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DWIGHT: Hey!
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Hey there, little guy.
How you doing?

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Fuck off, four eyes.
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I beg your pardon?
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BIRD: I said,
"Fuck off, four eyes."

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Oh, I ought to
kick your ass.


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