Scary Movie 2
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:20:03
OK. Thanks, handyman.
:20:04
HANSON:
I'm actually the caretaker.

:20:07
Oh, aren't those
cool new skates?

:20:10
Now, you be careful
with those.

:20:11
Don't want to fall
and break something.

:20:13
Oh, that's funny.
That's real funny.

:20:15
Let me give you a hand.
:20:18
Well, that--that's
awful kind of you.

:20:20
How about you give me
a standing ovation?

:20:23
Why don't you lift me up?
:20:24
Oh! OK. I see where
you're going with this one.

:20:27
You look familiar to me.
Were you in "Stomp"?

:20:29
Hey, you can kiss my grits.
:20:31
I think I'll be the bigger man
now and walk away.

:20:33
Walk away.
:20:35
PROFESSOR: Um, I'll go
and change for dinner.

:20:37
- OK.
- I'll see you shortly.

:20:39
Sounds good.
:20:41
I'll just run upstairs
and jump into my jogging suit.

:20:43
I'll be right down.
:20:45
[ Squawking ]
:20:46
DWIGHT: Hey!
:20:47
Hey there, little guy.
How you doing?

:20:50
Fuck off, four eyes.
:20:53
I beg your pardon?
:20:54
BIRD: I said,
"Fuck off, four eyes."

:20:59
Oh, I ought to
kick your ass.

:21:01
SHORTY: Hey! Hey! Hey!
:21:02
Relax, son.
It's just a bird.

:21:05
[ Squawking ]
:21:06
Hello, birdie.
Polly want a cracker?

:21:09
Polly wants
your mama's sweet ass.

:21:11
What did Polly say to me?
:21:12
I said, "Polly wants
your mama's sweet ass."

:21:16
You don't be talking
about my mama, son.

:21:19
You don't know my mama, son.
:21:20
Yeah, I know your mama.
I fucked her last night.

:21:22
You want beef?
I'll fuck you up!

:21:24
Ooh! I'm shaking.
I'm shaking.

:21:26
Now, fuck this.
:21:27
I'm gonna handle this shit
like a gentleman.

:21:28
Yo, hold my tooth, son.
:21:29
Yeah, come on, bitch.
:21:30
You and that
"Welcome Back, Kotter" haircut.

:21:31
Want a piece of me?
Come on. Bring it on.

:21:33
What, you hard core?
Give me some.

:21:34
- Bring it on, bitch.
- No, no. What?

:21:36
[ Crash ]
:21:37
You gonna talk, son?
Then do it.

:21:38
Come on, pussy.
Let me out of here.

:21:40
I'll fuck you up.
:21:42
Hi, guys.
:21:43
- Hey.
- Hey.

:21:45
Hey, Buddy.
:21:46
- Hey, Cin.
- How you doing?

:21:47
Open chest!
:21:49
BUDDY: Come on. You got to be
quicker than that, "A" cup.

:21:52
Oh! Oh!
:21:54
[ Cindy groaning ]
:21:55
Hey, guys.
:21:56
- Hey!
- How you doing?

:21:58
Well, are you boys
just gonna sit there...


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