Scary Movie 2
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He was a really evil man.
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And I found a picture
of his wife.

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Oh, my God!
She looks just like you.

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You think?
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She doesn't have
as many split ends...

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and her skin's
not as oily as yours.

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RAY: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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Sometimes you do this little
squinty thing with your eyes.

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It looks like you got
Down Syndrome or something.

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Oh, yeah,
y'all look just alike...

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except she got
some perfect boobs...

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and yours look like
them old orangutan titties.

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SHORTY: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Shit, son!

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I'll put you in the full nelson
and lick them.

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SHORTY: Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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OK! Enough!
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Anyway, I think
she killed him...

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and now he wants me.
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Yeah. Right, bitch.
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PROFESSOR: Morning, Dwight.
Let me help you.

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DWIGHT:
I don't need your help.

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I can do it myself.
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Aah! [ Crash ]
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OK. Professor,
uh, we need to talk.

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PROFESSOR:
What is it, Dwight?

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DWIGHT: I think
you should consider...

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cutting the experiment short.
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What?
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This poltergeist is growing
increasingly more violent.

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I think we're all
in danger here...

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and I've got to put
my foot down...

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and stand up for
what I believe in...

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and say that
we've got to pull the plug.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, Dwight.

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I say when we pull the plug.
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We are on the verge
of greatness...

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and I am this close
to getting laid.

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Now, the bus arrives
on Monday.

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No one leaves till then.
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Here are
the keys to the gate.

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PROFESSOR:
No one gets access to them.

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Yes, sir.
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Guys, I think
the Professor's up to something.

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I heard Dwight
tell the Professor...

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there could be
a poltergeist in the house...

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and that we could all
be in danger!

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Oh, no, son!
Not a poltergeist!

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[ All talking ]
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What's a poltergeist?
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I'm getting out of here.
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No. We can't go anywhere.
The gates are locked.


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