Scary Movie 2
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:42:00
DWIGHT:
I don't need your help.

:42:01
I can do it myself.
:42:02
Aah! [ Crash ]
:42:06
OK. Professor,
uh, we need to talk.

:42:10
PROFESSOR:
What is it, Dwight?

:42:11
DWIGHT: I think
you should consider...

:42:12
cutting the experiment short.
:42:14
What?
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This poltergeist is growing
increasingly more violent.

:42:18
I think we're all
in danger here...

:42:19
and I've got to put
my foot down...

:42:21
and stand up for
what I believe in...

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and say that
we've got to pull the plug.

:42:25
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, Dwight.

:42:27
I say when we pull the plug.
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We are on the verge
of greatness...

:42:31
and I am this close
to getting laid.

:42:34
Now, the bus arrives
on Monday.

:42:36
No one leaves till then.
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Here are
the keys to the gate.

:42:40
PROFESSOR:
No one gets access to them.

:42:42
Yes, sir.
:42:45
Guys, I think
the Professor's up to something.

:42:48
I heard Dwight
tell the Professor...

:42:50
there could be
a poltergeist in the house...

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and that we could all
be in danger!

:42:53
Oh, no, son!
Not a poltergeist!

:42:55
[ All talking ]
:42:56
What's a poltergeist?
:42:58
I'm getting out of here.
:42:59
No. We can't go anywhere.
The gates are locked.

:43:00
Dwight's the only one
who has the keys.

:43:02
- Baby, get my Vaseline.
- I'll handle--

:43:04
Get my Vaseline, a banana,
and some duct tape.

:43:06
I'm gonna break his legs.
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I'm gonna fuck
that little cripple up!

:43:09
THEO: Guys, just give me
five minutes alone with him.

:43:12
I'll get the keys.
:43:19
Hello, Dwight.
:43:21
Oh.
:43:23
Hi, Theo.
:43:26
What you working on?
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Uh, just a little experiment.
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Oh. Work, work, work.
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Is that all you ever do?
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Well, there's a lot
riding on this project.

:43:41
You know, the Professor...
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might have
everyone else fooled...

:43:44
but I know
who the real brains...

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behind this operation is.
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Oh, yeah? You do, huh?
:43:52
Mm-hmm. That's what
turns me on about you.

:43:55
You're so smart.
:43:57
Ahh.
:43:58
And those sexy eyes.

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