:03:00
It's not brain surgery.
It's over.
:03:02
- Have your shit out by the weekend.
- You gotta be kidding me.
:03:05
- I'm not kidding you.
- When did this come about?
:03:07
Oh, my God. Give me a break.
You know this was inevitable.
:03:09
If I thought that, I wouldn't have
given up my apartment months ago.
:03:12
Don't you pin that on me. I didn't
ask you to give up your apartment.
:03:16
You did ask me to move in with you.
That I didn't fuckin' imagine.
:03:19
- What do you want me to say to you?
- How 'bout a fuckin' explanation?
:03:23
- Is that so much?
- Why do you need an explanation?
:03:25
Why can't you just see
the writing on the wall?
:03:27
Why can't I see the writing?
:03:29
The only thing I see is this ugly
painting that cost me a few grand.
:03:32
You want the painting?
'Cause you can have the painting.
:03:34
I don't want the painting.
I got you the painting.
:03:36
- I don't want it.
- Then what do you want from me?
:03:39
You know what I want?
I just want you to talk to me.
:03:42
Just tell me why
you're doin' this.
:03:45
Where you goin'?
Tell me why you're doing this.
:03:47
This is comin' out
of left field here.
:03:49
Do you want kids?
:03:52
Yeah. You know I want kids.
We've already discussed this.
:03:54
When?
:03:56
As soon as you're ready.
:03:58
Guess what. Not ready.
:04:01
You ever notice how whenever you
bring up kids, I change the subject?
:04:05
I don't want them ever!
:04:08
That was kinda harsh, you know,
because we were talkin'...
:04:11
everything-- kids, marriage,
the whole nine.
:04:13
Then she drops that on me
out of the blue, so--
:04:16
That was kinda tough, you know?
:04:18
I told you moving in with her
was a big mistake, didn't I?
:04:20
I know.
:04:22
Tommy, you are not
the settling down type of guy.
:04:24
You're the type that has to be out
there every day makin' it happen.
:04:27
Forget about
that wife-and-kids crap.
:04:29
What is that anyway? You take it
from somebody who's been there.
:04:32
A wife and children
will drive you to an early grave.
:04:36
Take a look at me, for example.
Take a look at me, baby!
:04:40
- I know. You're animal.
- I'm an animal!
:04:42
I am twice as vital
as any married man half my age.
:04:45
- Ain't that right, sweetheart?
- So you keep telling me.
:04:47
Tell the kid how many women
I've porked.
:04:51
Enough to definitely make
every woman sick to her stomach.
:04:55
- Five hundred, Tommy.
- Come on.
:04:57
I had sex with 500 different women.
I left them all baying at the moon.