:28:02
how would you feel if I sought out
kindness from some young stud?
:28:05
But you would never do that, so--
:28:07
That is not the fucking point.
:28:09
You're not as affectionate
as you used to be...
:28:11
but does that give me the right
to cheat on you?
:28:14
Why are we having
this conversation?
:28:16
Can we calm down? It's idiocy.
Let's change the subject.
:28:18
I don't think it's idiocy to talk
about fidelity and monogamy...
:28:21
with the person
you're married to.
:28:24
If our sex life wasn't great,
would you talk to me about it...
:28:26
so we could work on it?
:28:28
- Or would you just have an affair?
- Have an affair?
:28:30
Why would you ever think
I would do such a thing?
:28:33
Maybe because you cheated
on your first wife.
:28:38
Okay, all right. That's true.
:28:40
But it was different
because I didn't love her.
:28:43
I love you,
so it's totally different.
:28:45
Look, why do you
compare me to Harry?
:28:47
Harry's a shark.
:28:48
This is a guy who goes out
and cheats hardworking people...
:28:52
out of their hard-earned money
every day of his life.
:28:54
That's his job.
That's what he does.
:28:56
You marry a guy like that...
:28:58
who's a scumbag in his job,
he's a scumbag in life.
:29:01
What do I do for a living?
I'm a dentist.
:29:06
Honey, I can't believe you're--
:29:09
I'm sorry about what I said
about Hilary before. I am.
:29:12
I know she's your best friend.
It was very insensitive.
:29:14
I'm telling you, just don't ever
fucking cheat on me, okay?
:29:17
Okay.
:29:22
I can't believe we're even having
this conversation. It's so silly.
:29:25
My first wife--
:29:28
Her name was Sara.
:29:31
And, yeah, I cheated on her.
:29:33
We were married three years,
then I started cheating on her.
:29:36
It wasn't because we weren't
having a good sex life. We were.
:29:39
It was just
that I have a very...
:29:41
European outlook on marriage.
:29:44
I don't necessarily
believe in monogamy.
:29:47
I love my wife,
I'm with her, we have sex...
:29:49
but I have the occasional affair.
:29:51
It's been done in Italy and France
for years.
:29:55
I don't know if the Germans do it.
:29:58
I don't know what they do.