:33:00
I think I might be starting
to sound like an asshole here...
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but who wouldn't?
:33:06
Sure.
I'm not one of those girls...
:33:08
that thinks she can't have
a real relationship with a guy...
:33:10
if she sleeps with him
on the first date.
:33:12
You know, that's silly.
:33:15
I'm all for it, preferably
before going to the movie...
:33:18
and paying for the popcorn.
:33:22
I just think it's weird that
there's this person out there...
:33:24
just walking around,
leading their life.
:33:26
Then you meet them in a bar,
then two or three hours later...
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you have their penis inside you.
:33:31
That's a little scary.
:33:33
Well, I was happy,
or I thought I was.
:33:36
But he thought
we were too young...
:33:38
and couldn't see himself being
faithful for the rest of his life.
:33:42
So what happened?
You got divorced?
:33:45
Not until I found out that he
was sleeping with other women.
:33:48
You see? It's so fragile.
:33:50
I don't know anyone that hasn't
either cheated on their spouse...
:33:54
- or been cheated on at some time.
- It's depressing.
:33:57
What happened? Did you catch him?
How did you find out?
:34:00
You weren't hitting on her?
:34:02
No, I was just talking to her.
:34:04
I was standing right there.
I heard you.
:34:06
What did you hear?
:34:08
- You want me to repeat it?
- Yeah.
:34:10
I didn't say anything that would
warrant these accusations.
:34:13
Really? Telling someone I work with,
that I have to see every day...
:34:16
that she has nice tits
doesn't warrant these accusations?
:34:19
I didn't say that.
:34:20
All I'm saying is
that you have really nice breasts.
:34:24
All right, maybe I said something
like that, but I was only kidding.
:34:27
- Kidding?
- Yeah.
:34:29
I was flirting,
but a kidding kind of flirting.
:34:31
Flirting is one thing.
:34:34
Trying to fuck my coworker,
that I have a problem with!
:34:37
Jesus, that is harsh.
:34:39
So have you been on a lot of dates
since the divorce?
:34:43
Have you ever heard
of a born-again virgin?
:34:45
Really?
It's been that long?
:34:48
- Over a year.
- That cannot be healthy.
:34:50
That's unnatural.
:34:52
Actually, it's not that bad.
:34:54
After a while,
you don't miss it so much.
:34:56
You gotta be kidding me.
You know what's gonna happen?
:34:59
The minute you get it again,
you're gonna kick yourself...