:35:02
I gotta go over to Ed
Hickey's place down the road...
:35:05
and trade him for a new one...
:35:06
'cause there ain't
a chance in hell...
:35:08
he's ever gonna touch
any of them cows again, no, sir.
:35:11
- I figured it out. I'm the old cow.
- I don't get it.
:35:16
Remember a couple weeks ago when we were
laughing at that graffiti on the subway?
:35:20
- " Baby, I love the toilet you sit on"?
- No.
:35:22
"I'm tired of banging
the same woman every night. "
:35:24
We thought there might
actually be something to that,
:35:26
- like it could be a window into their dark...
- Schizophrenic behavior.
:35:29
Well, it is.
The new cow theory...
:35:31
and "I'm tired of banging
the same woman every night,"
:35:33
same thing.
:35:35
This is why
men can't commit.
:35:37
Sooner or later,
we all become old cows.
:35:40
We're identified
as already serviced,
:35:42
so they wanna move on
and find less familiar females.
:35:45
- The whole novelty thing, you mean.
- Neophilia, to be precise.
:35:49
- What do you think?
- What do I think? I think...
:35:52
it's always about you,
that's what I think.
:35:55
You fall for some guy, and it's like
men are worthy of heroic worship.
:35:59
You get dumped and suddenly they're
shit-sucking, commitment-phobic assholes.
:36:02
I'm sorry, Jane. The entire
universe does not revolve around...
:36:05
your romantic status.
:36:12
You're in love.
:36:15
I'm almost in love.
:36:17
Oh, honey,
why didn't you tell me?
:36:23
You're having a spectacular
mope. I didn't wanna ruin it.
:36:25
- Oh, my God!
- We met at a work party a couple of weeks ago and...
:36:31
Just incredible.
I mean, he's so...
:36:35
And I'm so...
:36:37
Although I appreciated
Liz's intoxication...
:36:40
over her seeming good fortune,
:36:42
I refused to be derailed.
:36:44
Now armed with
my new cow theory,
:36:47
I became voracious
for information.