Someone Like You

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If someone
had asked me not long ago...

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why I thought it was that men
left women and never came back,

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I would have said this:

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"New cow. "

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The new cow theory
was born of a broken heart.

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It came to me while reading
an article on male behavior...

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in the New York Times
science section,

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which chronicled a particularly
fascinating study...

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on the mating preferences
of the male cow.

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- First, a bull was presented with...

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A cow.

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They mated.

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The next day, the bull was
presented with the same cow.

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The bull wasn't interested.

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He wanted new cow,

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and this was old cow.

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Curious to see if
they could trick the bull,

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the scientists came up
with an ingenious ploy.

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- Do not disappoint Daddy.
- The old cow was smeared with new cow scent...

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- Doesn't that feel good?
- But he was no fool.

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This wasn't new cow.

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This was just old cow
incognito.

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Old cow in sheep's clothing.