:22:02
I used to feel that if I
kept my heart to myself,
:22:07
If I never let him know how much I needed
him, that he would never leave me.
:22:11
Well, guess what?
He did.
:22:14
And I lived in a private,
pathetic puddle...
:22:18
until I couldn't
stand it anymore,
:22:21
And so you know what I did?
I showed up at his doorstep...
:22:24
with two corned beef sandwiches
on rye, lightly toasted,
:22:28
and I told him that
I was lost without him.
:22:32
You said that?
:22:34
Pretty progressive, huh?
And I'm happy. Go figure.
:22:38
I never thought
I'd be happy.
:22:45
And you believe her?
:22:47
This is true love?
This is what we all should be looking for?
:22:50
That is the most tragic thing
I've ever heard.
:22:53
We're talking about a woman whose boyfriend
was screwing you in order to get away from her.
:22:57
And she's the authority
on romance?
:23:00
The only reason she believes
that crap is because she has to.
:23:02
She's an old cow.
:23:05
Truth is all we need to do
is adjust our radar a bit.
:23:09
You know, learn to be attracted to
men we're simply not attracted to.
:23:12
Whoa. Hang on.
What are you talking about?
:23:15
Well, for example, normally...
:23:18
I might be attracted
to a guy like you.
:23:21
But thanks to Dr. Charles, I've learned
to control my passion for testosterone,
:23:25
and now I can proudly say...
:23:27
that I no longer find you
in the least bit desirable.
:23:31
Oh, gee.
That's swell.
:23:34
I need a drink.
:23:37
Does she have any
idea that she's completely insane?
:23:41
No. She's right. Diane is an old
cow. He cannot go back to her.
:23:45
Okay, that's it.
:23:48
Jane, these are people,
not cows!