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- Who is she? - The recently
deceased Harriet Gould of Astoria.
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No surviving relatives.
She's perfect.
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- She even has a bun.
- That's her.
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Dr. Marie Charles.
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Oh, my God.
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Every bull
begins a relationship...
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with certain cards
up his sleeve... aces.
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Tools of seduction
by which he lures a new cow.
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One of the most
notorious examples...
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is the current cow
sob story.
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Allow me to deconstruct
the essential elements.
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You're so easy to talk to,
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not like my current cow.
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This is key to understanding
the myth of male shyness,
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for though you think
he is flattering you,
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he is actually
flattering himself,
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showing how open
and sensitive and honest he is.
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I just try so hard and...
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Well, I'm sure she doesn't
mean to be such a cold cow.
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Just in case you're starting to think he's
a coldhearted, home-wrecking womanizer,
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he'll throw this in just to prove
he's putting his current cow...
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out to pasture for good reason,
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and that he's actually tormented with
guilt at the thought of abandoning her.
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What's that thing they always say
about the love of a good woman?
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That, once offered,
it's guaranteed to come back...
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and bite her in the ass.
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- Enter case in point.
- Hey.
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- Hey.
- Thought you were with what's her name.
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- Didn't work out.
- You have a little saddle sore on that white horse of yours?