:04:02
"he's actually a narcissist...
:04:04
"because this apparent shyness belies
the more deeply rooted feelings...
:04:10
"of unworthiness
and fear of rejection.
:04:13
"And this is what compels him
to constantly seek attention...
:04:17
from new cow after new cow
ad nauseam, ad infinitum. "
:04:23
This is such great stuff.
:04:25
It obliterates any sentimentality
we might have...
:04:28
about what
noble creatures men are.
:04:31
This right here is what we've been
looking for. It's-It's provocative.
:04:34
It's clever. It's got mass
appeal written all over it.
:04:37
There's just one problem. Nobody
can seem to find this woman.
:04:40
The Today Show's tried.
Oprah's tried.
:04:42
- Yeah, and have you tried?
- Eddie?
:04:44
- Uh, well, no.
- Well, get on it!
:04:48
Do you realize what
we're talking about here?
:04:51
- The ungettable get?
- Yes!
:04:54
I don't care what it takes.
You find that Dr. Marie Charles...
:04:58
and bring her here
to my studio.
:05:01
Let me get this straight. Your best
friend works at M magazine...
:05:04
and she has no idea
where this cow doctor is?
:05:06
That's what she said.
:05:08
I don't buy that.
Why are you holding out on me?
:05:10
I'm not!
I told you she's working on it!
:05:12
- Just give me her number.
- I'm not gonna give you her number.
:05:14
- Why not?
- She's working on it!
:05:15
- Besides, you'd never reach her. She's at Jivamukti.
- Huh?
:05:18
- Yoga.
- Yoga what?
:05:20
- Jivamukti.
- Jiv...
:05:25
- Manhattan. Jivamukti.
- Eddie!
:05:28
It's a yoga place.
:05:30
Eddie, don't be a jerk!
:05:36
Eddie, come on!
:05:39
- This is so ridiculous.
- Ohhh!
:05:42
Hey, hey, you have
to leave your shoes in here.
:05:48
Liz?
Excuse me.
:05:51
Jerk, she is my best friend.
I would certainly know if...
:05:55
- Jane?
:05:58
Stay!