:51:02
Well, this is not a conversation
that a couple of straight men
would be having.
:51:07
And he leaned in to me,
and he said...
:51:10
""I'm glad you're one of us.''
:51:15
I just looked at him...
:51:17
and realized I had fucked up.
:51:20
So I put it back on,
you know, the butch thing.
:51:24
And I said, ""I don't know
what you're talking about.''
:51:29
And he just said, ""That's okay.
:51:32
I understand.''
:51:38
""That's okay. I understand.''
:51:41
Well, they do not understand down there.
:51:44
- Do you know what you're doing to me?
- No.
:51:48
I have a book deal,
pending on my success with you.
:51:51
- Ooh.
- Simon & Schuster.
:51:54
And you're my ace in the hole, Earl.
:51:57
If I can dehomosexualize you,
I can dehomosexualize anyone.
:52:00
That would mean my theory works.
:52:02
And I'd be famous.
I'll be on talk shows.
:52:05
But you're not helping me, Earl.!
:52:08
Well, I tried.
:52:10
I did them
stupid masturbation exercises.
:52:13
I can't help it
if you don't float my boat.
:52:16
And I walked right down that hall
without my hair on...
:52:20
everybody catcalling at me,
making fun.
:52:22
Just-Just looking like
some kind of a damn fool.
:52:25
You always look like a fool.
:52:28
Well, that's not very nice.
:52:30
""Nice.'' ""Nice.''
:52:33
I don't give a shit about ""nice,'' Earl.
:52:35
I am on a deadline.
This has got to work, so I can
get the hell out of this shithole...
:52:40
and get on Oprah.
:52:43
Is-- Is that so complicated?
:52:46
Is that too much to ask for?
:52:48
- No.
- Can you just get that
through your head?
:52:51
Or has the heat from all the wigs
all these years caused you some kind
of brain damage?
:52:58
Oh, you're starting to scare me.