:52:00
That would mean my theory works.
:52:02
And I'd be famous.
I'll be on talk shows.
:52:05
But you're not helping me, Earl.!
:52:08
Well, I tried.
:52:10
I did them
stupid masturbation exercises.
:52:13
I can't help it
if you don't float my boat.
:52:16
And I walked right down that hall
without my hair on...
:52:20
everybody catcalling at me,
making fun.
:52:22
Just-Just looking like
some kind of a damn fool.
:52:25
You always look like a fool.
:52:28
Well, that's not very nice.
:52:30
""Nice.'' ""Nice.''
:52:33
I don't give a shit about ""nice,'' Earl.
:52:35
I am on a deadline.
This has got to work, so I can
get the hell out of this shithole...
:52:40
and get on Oprah.
:52:43
Is-- Is that so complicated?
:52:46
Is that too much to ask for?
:52:48
- No.
- Can you just get that
through your head?
:52:51
Or has the heat from all the wigs
all these years caused you some kind
of brain damage?
:52:58
Oh, you're starting to scare me.
:53:01
And I don't particularly care
being called a fool.
:53:06
- I need a tissue.
- No!
:53:10
And don't start blubbering again,
because I am not in the mood.
:53:15
Well, I just... don't...
:53:18
consider myself a fool, Dr. Eve.
:53:23
I consider myself a lot of things...
:53:25
but I do not consider myself a fool.
:53:32
His name was Ben Flack.
:53:36
The guy from Soap Opera Digest.
:53:40
Oh, Ben just loved our show.
:53:45
Kind of became a friend of the cast.
He'd come and hang out at the set...
:53:49
and parties and stuff.
:53:51
But he stopped coming around,
and my friend Bobbie Eaves--
:53:57
she played my fiancée on the show--