:21:03
BRUCE: l'll start
the testimonies.
:21:04
Hello. My name is Bruce.
:21:07
BOTH: Hello, Bruce.
:21:08
lt has been three weeks
since my last fish.
:21:10
On my honor, or may l be
chopped up and made into soup.
:21:14
- You're an inspiration!
- Amen.
:21:17
[Grunts]
:21:18
Right, then. Who's next?
:21:19
DORY: Pick me, pick me.
:21:21
Yes. The little
Sheila down the front.
:21:22
- Whoo!
- Come on up here.
:21:25
Hi. l'm Dory.
:21:27
- Hello, Dory.
- And, uh, well...
:21:30
l don't think
l've ever eaten a fish.
:21:33
- That's incredible.
- Good on you, mate.
:21:37
[Sighs] l'm glad
l got that off my chest.
:21:39
All right, anyone else?
:21:40
How about you, mate?
What's your problem?
:21:43
MARLlN: Me?
l don't have a problem.
:21:45
Oh, OK.
:21:46
- Denial.
- Aah!
:21:48
BRUCE: Just start
with your name.
:21:50
OK. Uh, hello.
:21:53
My name is Marlin.
l'm a clownfish.
:21:56
- A clownfish? Really?
- Tell us a joke.
:21:59
l love jokes.
:22:01
l actually do know one
that's pretty good.
:22:04
There was this mollusk...
:22:06
and he walks up
to a sea cucumber.
:22:08
Normally, they don't talk,
sea cucumbers...
:22:10
but in a joke,
everyone talks...
:22:12
so the sea mollusk
says to the cucumber...
:22:15
[Dramatic music playing]
:22:17
NEMO: Daddy!
:22:19
Nemo!
:22:21
Nemo! Ha ha! Nemo!
l don't get it.
:22:24
For a clownfish,
he's not that funny.
:22:26
No, no, no, no.
He's my son.
:22:28
He was taken by these divers.
:22:30
DORY: [Gasps]
Oh, my. You poor fish.
:22:32
Humans... think they own
everything.
:22:34
Probably American.
:22:36
Now, there is a father...
Looking for his little boy.
:22:37
Now, there is a father...
Looking for his little boy.
:22:40
MARLlN: What do
these markings mean?
:22:42
[Sobs]
l never knew my father!
:22:45
- Group hug.
- We're all mates here, mate.
:22:47
l can't read human.
:22:48
DORY: We got to find a fish
that can read this.
:22:50
- Hey, look, sharks.
- No, no, no, Dory!
:22:52
- Guys, guys.
- No, Dory.
:22:54
That's mine.
Give it to me.
:22:55
Gimme! Ow!
:22:57
Oh, l'm sorry.
Are you OK?
:22:59
- Ow, ow, ow.
- l'm so sorry.