The Curse of the Jade Scorpion
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1:34:00
- Who? Fitzgerald? What, Are you--
- [ Cackling ]

1:34:02
- What Are you talking about?
- Well, come on. I've always known it.

1:34:06
You can't hate somebody that much
without there being...

1:34:08
at least a little bit of attraction
underneath it all.

1:34:10
- Says who?
- It's my instinct. Against all logic.

1:34:13
Come on, Briggsie. You were the one
who taught me to trust it.

1:34:18
I think I'm in love with her, but I--
1:34:21
It's the stupidest thing that's ever
happened to me. It's embarrassing.

1:34:24
Yeah, well, uh, you better take
the bull by the horns.

1:34:27
She's out of here in about
three minutes. Look.

1:34:29
She's out of here in about
three minutes. Look.

1:34:34
Go!
1:34:40
Miss Fitzgerald, [ Clears Throat]
marry me.

1:34:44
- What?
- I guess C.W.'s had a few.

1:34:47
- Pretty early for that, don't you think?
- I've had a little tequila, but--

1:34:50
Otherwise I wouldn't have
the nerve to say this.

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I'm in love with you.
I want you to marry me.

1:34:54
Mr. Briggs, you're embarrassing me.
1:34:56
You don't want to spend the rest of
your life with the wrong person...

1:34:59
- when it's me you really love.
- C.W., you're making her uncomfortable.

1:35:02
Whatever could make you think
I could, in my wildest dreams,
think of you that way, you--

1:35:07
Yeah, I know. " Nearsighted little
cockroach, " or something like that.

1:35:10
But can't you see the venom under that?
That's the beauty.

1:35:12
Betty, let's go.
C.W. leave here at once.

1:35:14
I think your idea of moving
on professionally wasn't so crazy.

1:35:18
Hey, look, I'm opening up to you.
1:35:20
I'm putting my heart in your hands.
1:35:22
I've been difficult because
I feared you, just like you feared me.

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Because underneath, we know this is
the real thing, and it terrifies us.

1:35:29
Yes, I fear you.
You and Boris Karloff.

1:35:31
- [ Sighs ]
- Out of the way, C.W.

1:35:33
Your heroics do not entitle you
to be an obnoxious boor.

1:35:35
How can a man confessing love
be an obnoxious boor?

1:35:38
[ Scoffs ]
I'm afraid Betty and I have big plans,

1:35:41
and they don't include you.
1:35:43
I- I-- You wanna spend the rest of
your life married to the wrong guy?

1:35:46
What makes you think I'd marry you
even if I wasn't gonna marry him?

1:35:49
- Stop talking about me
- like I'm not here.
- Because it's me you love.

1:35:52
[ Scoffs ] You are too old for me.
You are too nearsighted for me.

1:35:56
- You're too short for me.
- You're leaving out the best part.

1:35:58
- I'm also losing my hair.
- All right, C.W. Good-bye.


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