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"The Master said, 'Who expects to exit
by any other way than...the door?"
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Well, Scholar. All I can say is,
it's about time!
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What now? About time for what?
:15:35
For you to get me out of here!
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We've got work to do!
:15:41
Where am I?
What happened to that girl?
:15:43
And who the hell are you, anyway?
:15:44
I know most people don't expect
:15:46
the Monkey King to be this handsome.
:15:50
You're the real Monkey King?
:15:51
I don't know what that bartender
put in those martinis, but...
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Oh, you think you're surprised, huh?
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I can't believe you're the
Scholar From Above.
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My name is Nicholas Orton!
:15:59
The Buddha Himself prophesied that
the Scholar From Above
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would lead an expedition down here
to find the lost manuscript.
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That's how your world gets saved.
:16:06
It was such a great plan,
which you completely messed up!
:16:10
Why does my world need to be saved?
:16:12
Oh, you haven't noticed, huh?
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It's starting to fall apart.
:16:15
Buildings disappearing,
clocks running backwards.
:16:18
Alright...alright. First things first.
Where am I?
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You're inside the Emperor Huangdi's
underground tomb
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where he recreated all China.
:16:28
The original manuscript of "Journey
to the West" was stolen centuries ago
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by the same demons who
imprisoned me here.
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Then they cast a spell
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which would destroy the book
in five hundred years.
:16:36
Wait...a spell that takes
five hundred years
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to destroy one book?
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It's a very powerful book.
:16:43
If the demons succeed
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the world as you know
it will cease to exist.
:16:50
And when is this five hundred years up?
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Midnight...this Thursday.
:16:56
I'm obviously just feeling guilty about...
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the whole Terracotta Warrior
theme park.
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I'm having a bad dream.
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I'm just going to walk around
until my alarm goes off.