:16:02
would lead an expedition down here
to find the lost manuscript.
:16:05
That's how your world gets saved.
:16:06
It was such a great plan,
which you completely messed up!
:16:10
Why does my world need to be saved?
:16:12
Oh, you haven't noticed, huh?
:16:13
It's starting to fall apart.
:16:15
Buildings disappearing,
clocks running backwards.
:16:18
Alright...alright. First things first.
Where am I?
:16:23
You're inside the Emperor Huangdi's
underground tomb
:16:26
where he recreated all China.
:16:28
The original manuscript of "Journey
to the West" was stolen centuries ago
:16:31
by the same demons who
imprisoned me here.
:16:33
Then they cast a spell
:16:34
which would destroy the book
in five hundred years.
:16:36
Wait...a spell that takes
five hundred years
:16:38
to destroy one book?
:16:40
It's a very powerful book.
:16:43
If the demons succeed
:16:45
the world as you know
it will cease to exist.
:16:50
And when is this five hundred years up?
:16:52
Midnight...this Thursday.
:16:56
I'm obviously just feeling guilty about...
:16:57
the whole Terracotta Warrior
theme park.
:16:58
I'm having a bad dream.
:16:59
I'm just going to walk around
until my alarm goes off.
:17:03
Okay. See you soon.
:17:11
Oh, back so soon, Scholar.
:17:13
Alright. What do I have to do
to get you out of there?
:17:15
I didn't hear anyone say please.
:17:17
Please...and thank you.
:17:19
For acting like a...
:17:20
An Unenlightened being.
:17:22
Yes...now to set me free you
must destroy the mountain.
:17:27
How am I supposed to do that?
:17:30
Climb to the top
:17:31
and stop up the energy beam
which holds up the Floating Rock.
:17:34
All the way up there with
that thing on my tail?
:17:35
You do have a weapon, don't you?
:17:39
Oh great. No weapon.
:17:43
Oh, that was impressive.
:17:45
Any other ideas?
:17:47
I think you should run...
Oh, that's brilliant.
:17:50
Monkey! So something!
Use your magic!
:17:59
God...why did I ever become
a China scholar?