:14:09
You won't find much to eat around here,
I'm afraid.
:14:13
Oh, I'm going on a diet as soon as
this trial is over.
:14:16
Confucius says, "An empty stomach is
more painful than a thousand blows".
:14:22
Oh, I never heard that one before
:14:25
They just come to me out of the ether
:14:28
You know, I've tried everything
:14:29
but my hunger always gets
the better of me.
:14:31
Hmmm. Oh...have you tried this?
:14:36
Miraculous Satiating Elixir.
:14:40
A most effective dieting aid.
:14:44
I use it myself when I put on
a few pounds.
:14:50
But this is the most delicious thing
I've ever tasted.
:14:52
Go on...finish the whole thing.
Don't be shy.
:14:57
In fact, take this.
If you ever want more,
:15:01
tap three times.
And I will be happy to provide.
:15:05
Well, I've got to get to the courtroom.
:15:07
A Prime Minister's work is never done
:15:11
Thank you, Lord Confucius
:15:14
Buddhas, Goddesses, Gods, Immortals,
and Citizens:
:15:21
All bow low before the Protector
of the Celestial Skies,
:15:26
Judge over the Living and the Dead
:15:29
the Holy Light of Paradise,
the Source of Divine Wisdom...
:15:35
His Majesty, the Jade Emperor!