:13:03
So we were taken to the
Jade Emperor's courtroom,
:13:06
where all the gods and goddesses
came to watch our trials.
:13:14
I'm glad someone is finally saying it:
:13:17
"Journey to the West" is
a piece of propaganda!
:13:22
I heard that Monkey wasn't
even that brave,
:13:24
and that it was Buddha himself
who really fought the demons!
:13:27
And that pig...the less said, the better!
:13:46
As Shu and the Masters sat down
:13:49
I can only hope...
:13:50
I had convinced Author Wu
to trust us.
:13:54
But what I didn't know was that
Shu had one more trick...
:13:59
up Confucius' sleeve
:14:09
You won't find much to eat around here,
I'm afraid.
:14:13
Oh, I'm going on a diet as soon as
this trial is over.
:14:16
Confucius says, "An empty stomach is
more painful than a thousand blows".
:14:22
Oh, I never heard that one before
:14:25
They just come to me out of the ether
:14:28
You know, I've tried everything
:14:29
but my hunger always gets
the better of me.
:14:31
Hmmm. Oh...have you tried this?
:14:36
Miraculous Satiating Elixir.
:14:40
A most effective dieting aid.
:14:44
I use it myself when I put on
a few pounds.
:14:50
But this is the most delicious thing
I've ever tasted.
:14:52
Go on...finish the whole thing.
Don't be shy.
:14:57
In fact, take this.
If you ever want more,