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No!
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These extremists do not
represent our culture.
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Now I see, it is Monkey and his friends
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who have defended true
Chinese values:
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a Middle Way
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in which authority shows respect
for creativity and freedom of spirit.
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To Pigsy, who learned, under the most
terrible conditions to resist his appetite,
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we award the rank of "Buddha"
:36:30
Thanks
:36:31
And Monkey, you have at last earned
the coveted title of "Teacher".
:36:37
Your Majesty. Actually
:36:38
it is the Scholar who taught me...
to respect the power of love.
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The mark of a true teacher is one
who learns from his students.
:36:50
As for Friar Sand, who seeks
the ability to laugh...
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even we cannot help you there.
:36:58
But consider this:
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Author Wu only agreed to come
to the world above
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because you did not laugh at his story
:37:06
You mean, it can be good
to be without humor?
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Then all these centuries,
I have been worried about nothing?
:37:18
That is funny, Your Imperial Majesty!
:37:22
Your Majesty, given my behavior
:37:27
I would certainly be willing
to accept a slight demotion.
:37:35
Lord Confucius, I knew you
would understand.
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And you can perform your new duties
as Manager of the Imperial Outhouses.
:37:48
As for the Five Traditional Masters
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for their crimes, they shall remain here.
:37:56
Where they will be transformed
into earthworms.
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So their souls may spend
the next five thousand years