:37:00
Author Wu only agreed to come
to the world above
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because you did not laugh at his story
:37:06
You mean, it can be good
to be without humor?
:37:11
Then all these centuries,
I have been worried about nothing?
:37:18
That is funny, Your Imperial Majesty!
:37:22
Your Majesty, given my behavior
:37:27
I would certainly be willing
to accept a slight demotion.
:37:35
Lord Confucius, I knew you
would understand.
:37:40
And you can perform your new duties
as Manager of the Imperial Outhouses.
:37:48
As for the Five Traditional Masters
:37:51
for their crimes, they shall remain here.
:37:56
Where they will be transformed
into earthworms.
:37:59
So their souls may spend
the next five thousand years
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reincarnating through
the cycles of karma.
:38:07
Your Majesty. May I do the honors?
:38:15
Goddess...take your best shot
:38:20
You can't do this to me...you...
you liberals!
:38:36
Yes...I can
:38:37
Do not worry, Scholar
:38:39
about the destruction in your world.
:38:41
Soon, all will be restored,
by our decree.
:38:46
Your Majesty...hear me out..