:00:25
(Typewriter keys clicking)
:01:06
Shit.
:01:12
Fell off the chair. (Chuckles)
:01:15
I wasn't, uh...
:01:16
I know you're wearing a skirt,
but I didn't see anything.
:01:20
Mostly trousers these days.
:01:23
Yeah, I prefer skirts. Healthier, isn't it?
:01:27
I imagine. (Chuckles)
:01:28
Allows the air to, uh,
circulate around the...
:01:34
(Sighs)... vagina!
:01:36
We're ready for you, Mr Garden.
:01:39
Yes, yes.
:01:43
We've had a letter of complaint
:01:45
stating that you are a
"negative and destructive influence
:01:48
"on the smooth running
of the Blackpool Probation Office."
:01:52
I think whoever wrote that letter,
it's just a clash of personalities.
:01:56
It's signed by everyone in your office.
:01:58
Right, yeah, well,
I mean, that's what I mean.